The doctor ordered my 34-year-old son to take me back to his house for 24 hour monitoring.
On the drive to his house, we were talking about how difficult it was for me to have to have someone drive me around and watch me all day, because I am (and always have been) very independent.
My son replied, "Oh Mom, you're still independent, you just need adult supervision"
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I could hear him laughing over the monitor.
When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis.
He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere.
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He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach wearing a bikini.
He said “Wow! Who's that?!"
Quite proudly I said it was me.
He looked at me and said " What happened?!"
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Michaela at 37 months old.
She tried on a pair of shoes that had fit her all summer, but she hadn’t worn them in a few days, she put those on this time and her foot was hanging off the back…
I told her, “Your shoes are just getting too small honey.”
She said “Yeah, maybe they are almost for my cousin, Jadin.”
She asked about every 15 minutes "Are we there yet?
We kept telling her to "find her patience"
So finally, we get there, and she asks again "Are we there yet?"
I said "Michaela, where is your patience?"
She yelled "I LOST IT!"
~Michaela, 3 Years Old
So once they were in the pool and playing, I remembered her talking about it, so I asked Michaela "Can you show me how you can put your face in the water?"
Michaela said "Ummmmm I have to think about it".
So I waited 30 seconds before I asked again "You can't do it. Only big girls know how!"
Michaela then said "Oh yes I can, I just have a cramp that I was waiting to go away."
I Replied "A cramp? Where at"
She then said "Its in my face!"
Bad: The bucket was not in, so poo hit the floor
Good: She tried to clean it
Bad: With her socks
Good: She decided to clean the socks
Bad: She used the Wall
Good: She finally called Dad
This was all while she was supposed to be sleeping.
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She was stacking some Tostitos Scoop's chips upside down and said she was making a mountain…
I told her, "That's cool honey, what will you call it?"
She said, "Uuuuummmm..."
I interrupted, "Mount...what?"
She said, "Ten!"
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So my mom demonstrated and said "I wish I would get a big hug and a kiss", then blew the whole thing away. So, my daughter then gave her a big hug and a kiss. My mother said "See, my wish came true"
My daughter then picks one up, gripping it tightly with both hands, closes her eyes real tight, and said "I wish I could blow this flower"
We all forget the funny things our kids do as time goes by, so I've started to document the funniest moments to look back on. I'll start....