Home Aid BandAids

My daughter wants a bandaid for every bump and bruise
(Have you ever noticed other kids so nicely decorated with collections of My Little Pony and Scooby Doo bandaids? That's her)
Well one day, I ran out of the Strawberry Shortcake BandAids, and only had the "grown-up," brown bandaids.
She didn't like the brown bandaids, so I decorated it with a funny message.
She thought it was hilarious, and everyone was asking to read her bandaid.

We've got a ton of funny one's, but some of the phrases she like best were:

"It hurts here, 'X',

"My mommy made it better,"

"Can't touch this."